IsaacHock
1:43 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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I bet you both ended up Gutted.
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Alfie
1:35 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Issac- have you been spurned?
I was in love once with a tennis racket. Nightmare, too fucking highly strung.
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IsaacHock
1:32 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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I would never get involved with a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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J.Riddle
1:17 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Arse like a basketball!
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Darlo Debs
1:10 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Those flightless birds......snakes with tits
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Alfie
1:02 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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I was once deeply and devoutly in carnal relations with a penguin.
I met her at vange zoo. She tasted of walls vienetta chilled from the fridge.
Her smooth bill was like saveloy to touch. The underflesh of her stumpy flightless wings when i picked her up to embrace her were like half full old ladies hot water bottles.
My god, i was smitten. Kissing the fronzed dome of her fishy black nut was like getting off with a skateboarders knee pad.
She left me in 2007 for a peregrine fucking falcon. The Cow.
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Alfie
12:03 Sun Jul 10
Re: Serena Williams
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Spandex: you paint quite the carnal picture.
i once was enamoured of another, her erogenous zone had about it the qualities of a fresh griddled beef patty, loose glistening with delicate oyster sauce.
Her receptacle Winking and oval like an excitable owl with boggly eyes.
She was capable of clearly rendered morse code when it went off. I met her in a port side titty bar, putting out an SOS from her under socket
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Spandex Sidney
11:55 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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I'd love to chow down on her chunky meat wallet
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Buster
10:51 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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I'm not a poof, so no.
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bruuuno
10:49 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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Ugh some of you lot are sick I wouldn't even let her in my house
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Dwight Van Mann
10:42 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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I reckin Serena's engorged clit is like a small erect penis
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Crassus
10:40 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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Caitlin Jenner?
You fucking sure?
More like Mike Tyson before Buster - yours
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Hermit Road
10:37 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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There's something very masculine about her. Los a bit Caitlin Jenner to me. Doesn't surprise me to see some of you after a bit with that in mind.
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cartis
10:31 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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Massive no.
What a fucking ugly cunt she is.
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HairyHammer
10:06 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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penners28
You must have no sense of smell mate, or you and Loew have something in Common, ha.
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HairyHammer
10:04 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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Only if she beats me up with a Tennis racket first.
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Spandex Sidney
10:03 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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Oh yes, any day of the week, straight off court straight onto my mouth is BANG ON!
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The Stoat
9:54 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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No way Jose but Martina Hingis is in with a shout
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Far Cough
9:50 Sat Jul 9
Re: Serena Williams
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Behave, would be like shagging the bouncer at your local night club
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